Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

In this Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation game, you wish something and then the next poster corrupts it and wishes something they want.

For example:
ME: I wish I could be the best sawer in Soldat!
NEXT POSTER: Wish granted, but then you kill yourself with your saw.
NEXT POSTER: I wish GoC was the most well known clan ever.

And so on. START!

I wish I could get a promotion.

Promotion granted. You continue on your life gaining money, being promoted to the top, until you are one of the elite. Your greed and hunger for power consume you. You get into a habit of gambling and lose a large sum of money in only one evening. Unable to cope, you lose control and focus, you get fired. Only dependent on what remains in your bank account, the bills that are needed to pay for your large house use up those too. You go insane, getting into drugs and crime. You get thrown into jail, and you get butt raped. You then commit suicide.

I wish I had a pony.

Pony granted. You take a stroll with your new pony through a local park and come upon a massive ditch in which the pony does not pay attention to. The pony then falls in and breaks its leg. You fall on a metal bar and die.

I wish I was better at scripting.

Scripting skills granted, though you find no fun in it at all. You eventually forget how to script.

TOO BAD!! I LIKE SCRIPTING/PROGRAMMING!!

I wish I had a cow for instant milk.

Bellamy wrote:Pony granted. You take a stroll with your new pony through a local park and come upon a massive ditch in which the pony does not pay attention to. The pony then falls in and breaks its leg. You fall on a metal bar and die.

I wish I was better at scripting.

Wish granted. You spend the next few days developing perfect scripts, until you find out how limited scripting is. Running out of ideas since you have done everything possible over the weekend you find scripting to be boring and eventually disappeer never to be seen again.

I wish I could be immortal.

Cow granted. One day you were milking your cow for instant milk... Then all the sudden the cow farts in your face and you die! muahahaha


I wish Bellamy had a life :O

Once again, my interest is scripting/programming. Therefore, you LOSE. lol

Your Mama: Wish granted, I then get the best job in the world, lots of money, and l33t hax.

Razer: Wish granted, you then get trapped in a dark pit and become hungry. You live the rest of your life starving (not dying because of immortality) and living in darkness.

I wish nothing existed.