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1 The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 4:15 am

Damian

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Well, it's 5:11 AM right now. I'm tired and this forum is boring as hell, we need some action! So what I'll do here is this: Take a little bit of Soldat, and make it have babies with MS Paint Adventures. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/) And this... this is what we will get. The rules are simple.

You command it, I draw it.


I'll choose only the best commands, so if I don't choose yours, there's probably a better one, or yours just sucks.

- One Command Per Post
- No Double Posting
- Commands only control the character's actions.
- NO: "Find a grenade in your pants." YES: "Look for a grenades in your pants."

Take note of the character's surroundings, your equipment, and yourself. Keep in mind all the things you can do in Soldat, including the lobby, keyboard/mouse keys, and server commands. Check out MS Paint Adventures for examples on how to command properly.

All additions will be added to this post, and I'll probably make a few daily. Now get commanding.

This should be fun.

Requesting...
Connection Accepted.

PLAYER START



Your Mama:
> /smoke





Razer:
> Get the flag!

Your Mama:
> THEN RAPE THE FLAG! (/pwn)





Razer:
> Stop smoking it's bad for you No





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p0ppin:
> Throw a knife at 'im!







Your Mama:
> THEN T-BAG HIM!





Bellamy:
> Go right, up, left, down, and right again to grab the M79.










Bellamy:
> Patch the bruises and grab the M79 and the knife.










Razer:
> Explore the land around you!












p0ppin:
> Steal that guys hat! Throwing him into a fit of rage from which you must defend yourself!












Shadow x chaos:
> THIS IS SPARTA!!! Vote kick wrench hacker.

















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2 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 7:56 am

/smoke
GO GET HIGH IF YOU'RE ALONE!



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3 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 9:38 am

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Get the flag!

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4 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 9:41 am

THEN RAPE THE FLAG! (/pwn)



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5 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 10:23 am

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Stop smoking it's bad for you No

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6 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 12:14 pm

Throw a knife at 'im!

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7 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 2:09 pm

THEN T-BAG HIM!



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8 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 7:31 pm

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Oh boy.

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9 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 8:01 pm

Bellamy

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/pwn Major's body!!

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10 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 8:41 pm

Walk out of the base, into the brightly lit outer world D:

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11 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 8:42 pm

then grab the m79 and the knife but keep the knife out Razz



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12 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 9:03 pm

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HAH!! I KNEW IT!! YOU'RE IN CTF_ASH!! lol

Go right, up, left, down, and right again to grab the M79.

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13 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 9:06 pm

you finaly figured out he was in ash? Lmao. i knew that from the first post


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14 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 10:39 pm

Bellamy

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Patch the bruises and grab the M79 and the knife.

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15 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 10:43 pm

Razer

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Explore the land around you!

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16 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 10:57 pm

im not in the clan, but this is fun. Very Happy
get the flag and cap. after that go the middle of the stage and jump 3 times. after that, roll to the right and commit suicide.

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17 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/26/2009, 11:16 pm

you are retarded you only get one thing to do...

Server: XeteX joins the game
Command: fire the banana!


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18 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/27/2009, 10:30 am

Steal that guys hat! Throwing him into a fit of rage from which you must defend yourself!

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19 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/27/2009, 1:35 pm

then piss in the hat and give it back!


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20 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/27/2009, 3:50 pm

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Thus making 100 Bots joining the server to defend him

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21 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/27/2009, 5:51 pm

then throw the grenade and fire the m79 to kill all the bots but does no harm to humans


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22 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/28/2009, 2:09 am

Lol, banana... GENIUS!

THIS IS SPARTA!!!
*boom* lol!

Vote kick wrench hacker.

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23 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/28/2009, 11:54 am

He bends to pick the banana up, and the enraged attacker flies over his head, smashing into the wall.

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24 Re: The Soldat Chronicles on 3/28/2009, 9:16 pm

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He befriends the innocent man and they guard the Ash outpost.

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